Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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