White coat. Heels.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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