I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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