is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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