She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
it glows. i had to have it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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