Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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