Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
are you so shy because you have an std?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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