my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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