normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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