So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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