this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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