I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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