Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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