need another drink. this is the easiest way
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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