i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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