Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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