road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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