maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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