I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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