oh god the rape fog is back!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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