Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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