Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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