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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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