Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It was confusing and full of hummus
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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