So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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