You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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