Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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