$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Soap is not a condiment
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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