He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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