"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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