I wish i was in the wii world.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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