Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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