i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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