So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Also, beer. Big fan.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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