I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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