i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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