He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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