Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We got so high we made milksteak
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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