My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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