I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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