But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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