If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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