It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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