he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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