I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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