so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
as a side note pls kill me
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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