Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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