i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Randomize
