How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn