I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life