dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.