why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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