I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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