Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Randomize
