i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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