All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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