Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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