He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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