I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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