Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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