We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
