Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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