i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The adults are the big ones right?
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